petpup:

today a teenage white boy looked me straight in the face, pointed at himself, winked at me, and said “so how about helping papa bear with his math homework?” and i think i was speechless for a total of 10 seconds before telling him i dont associate with people who call themselves papa bear

thisfightisworthwhile:

Emotions. I’ve got all of them.

vesley:

Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot

growley:

flower crowns are so last week.

everyone knows this is what’s in

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FLOWER BEARDS

do you have the link to the first episode of ahs? and the second?
Anonymous
monica-geller:

me ft. the love of my life

monica-geller:

me ft. the love of my life

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
Anonymous

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

deenzih:

pisssmoker:

thique


my anaconda dont

deenzih:

pisssmoker:

thique

my anaconda dont

just-a-penis-with-an-axe:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

let me be free

just-a-penis-with-an-axe:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

let me be free

thighabetic:

Aziz is putting that marketing major to good use.

⚫️ x 💚

⚫️ x 💚